Adam Kay - London Underground Lyrics

Adam Kay
Fitness To Practice
London Underground
(With Suman Biswas)

Some people might like to get a train to work,
or drive in in a B-marora Merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
but I can't be bothered with the fuss
today, I gotta take my bike,

Cos once again, the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay,
for sitting on their ass all day,
even though they earn 30K,

So I'm standing here, in the pouring rain,
where the fuck's my fucking train?
London Underground!(London Underground!)
They're all lazy, fucking useless cunts,
London Underground!(London Underground!)
They're all greedy cunts,
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "please mind the doors."
and they learned that on a two-day course,
this job could be done by a 4-year old,
they just leave us freezing in the cold,

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King, and piss, and sweat.
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
with tourists treading on your feet,
and chewing gum on every seat,

So don't tell me to mind the gap,
I wan't my fucking money back!
London Underground!(London Underground!)
They're all lazy, fucking useless cunts,
London Underground!(London Underground!)
They're all greedy cunts,
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

La la la la.