Christian Borle feat. Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells - Marvin Hits Trina Lyrics

Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this
Goodness, Trina, I am relieved
Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this
Thank you, Trina, I have received
Your new-sent wedding invitations!
They are
Pseudo-romantic and sick!

You say you'll
Love him until you both die!

You die on
May twenty-seventh at eight!

He has lost his mind
Marvin is not so uncouth
Marvin is not so unkind

Mendel plans to rub my back
Mendel's not a maniac
And he's sweet
And he's warm
And he loves me so

Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?
Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes
Really, Trina, this is ridiculous
Jesus, Trina, how I despise
Your need for stupid conversation!
You are
Trying to ruin my sleep!

I'm sure you
Chose him to make me look bad!

How could you
Ever deny what we had?
We had fights and games
Marvin called us funny names
Marvin always played the clown

Marvin acts like he's untrained
Marvin, I am so ashamed
And he's sweet
And he's mean

Do I love him?
No

I am so dumb
Dumb
Dumb
Dumb!
Dumb!