Degrassi
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Making fun of Fegrassi
Once upon a time there was a school call Degrassi and the children and attendance were all fat and sassy.
Except for one little boy and his name was Rick. People pushed him around until he turned into a prick.
And took a gun took a gun took at very big gun to Degrassi to have himself a lil bit of fun. And "BANG" shot Jimmy, and pointed it at Emma with Sean in the way. O! What a big Dilemma.
But then Rick dies and everything was fine except Ashley's kind of freakin out cuz Craig lost his mind. And proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes, but Ashley refused and what a big supprise when he cryed like a baby and went back to his hotel
and fucked up the room and stuck Joey with a bill.
Then he went to a weeding and acted like a whore, then he kicked Joey's ass then cryed a lil more.
Hey! remember back when Manny and J.T were goin out, and J.T was doin good but then began to doubt thet his "lil stack of dimes" could'nt measure up to Craig's when he saw it in the locker room between Craig's legs.
So in order to get him out of his romantic slump some black kid gave him a majic penis pump. But Many found out and to make matters worse, it turned out that Mr. Rattige used it 1st!
Well Paiged got rapped, and Marco is gay, and Spinner gats bonners and farts all day.Tobey is a dork and Liberity is 2. Snakes got cancer up the WAZZOO. Seans on his own and Ellie like to cut, Alex is a Bitch and Many is slut. Emmas kind of winy, and Terry got hit, Hazel dosent ever seem to do jack shit.
Degrassi is my favorite thing when the theme song plays I always have to sing. I hope that it never goes off the air i'd even miss Spinner's hair!
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