Dirt Nasty - Too Sexy Lyrics

Hey yo, Mickey, I'm gorgeous
Come around the corner in the bright orange Porsche
Born to Mack
Thank the Lord for abortion clinics and smack

Ask ya mom who fucked her best
And if she don't say me I'll cut off my dick
Hey dirt, how many bitches you fucked?
A hundred and one Dalmatians

Ever get down with a transvestite?
Yeah, reach around in da middle of the night
High top sneakers and a white fur coat
I fuck more little boys than Jacko and the pope

Cold as ice, boned you twice
To give you a number that wasn't even mine
I shine like diamonds in da mine
Yo dirt, wassup? Is my hair on right?

I'm too sexy for my self
I'm too sexy for my own health
I'm too sexy for the boys in blue
I'm too sexy for the girls at school

I'm too sexy for the VIP
I'm too sexy for you to get with me
I'm too sexy for the movie screen
I'm so sexy just shoot me please

I'm so hot my cock need a fan
So I don't get third degree burns on my ass
Homie, I should win a gold trophy
For all the hoes that I boned in the OC

Fortunately for me, dirt nasty got
A team of pre teen dick fiends
It seems, like a wet dream, pinch me
Am I'm really fuckin' three freaks?

What the deal wit ya bitch, she squeal like a pig
Then after she cum, happy meal for the kid
Bitch, what you know about me?
I heard you were a player
Blah, blah, blah, eat my meat

Mickey got more freak tales than Tycha
And if ya don't believe me ask ya mama
Don't bother me while I talk to ya feet
'Cause you givin' me that look like, fuck me please

I'm too sexy for my self
I'm too sexy for my own health
I'm too sexy for the boys in blue
I'm too sexy for the girls at school

I'm too sexy for the VIP
I'm too sexy for you to get with me
I'm too sexy for the movie screen
I'm so sexy just shoot me please