Matthias feat. Joule Thief - The Fighter (Disneyland Parody) Lyrics

Just waking up in the morning, Where am I?
Got this Disneyland ticket, Oh that's right
Musta had one hell of a night
I think I partied with Pooh Bear and Snow White

Imma figure this out on the Indiana Jones Ride
That's the longest wait I've ever seen for a line
All these rides have ridiculous wait times
Except for dumbo... alright

It's all coming back to me
The flashbacks of last night
The rum and the churros did not quite sit right
Looking for my buddy, he's no where in sight
That fool drove me, this could take all night

Gotta stay focused, woah look tea cups
Spinning this cup like I don't give a $#%
Man, this is getting fast gonna try to hold it in
but I think i might just bleughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Until I find my buddy matt
Im stuck in disneyland
Gonna buy a churro
This rum would go good with that

Disneyland
Is so packed
And I ripped my only map
So I wish
On a Star
For a ride home, ride home, ride Home

There goes my driver
There goes my rider
There goes my driver
How will I get home, get home, get home

The pictures in my phone tell quite a story
Here we have Alex in all his glory
The whiskey hit us without a warning
Didn't have a clue where I was this morning

How the hell did I get roped into this
I think ya'll know Disneyland is for kids
People throwin' down hundreds for bags of chips
It's an arm and a leg for these chicken strips

Hold up, splash mountain looks legit
Only 15 minutes, yeah lets do this
Forget about Alex, he can wait a bit
Back in my childhood this ride was sick

Floatin down a river in a hollowed out stump
Think I scooted too close to the girl up front
She got the wrong idea on that last bump
Wish I had my arms up to block that punch

Can't believe that chick just punched me in the mouth
Screw this park, screw mickey mouse
Hoh! I think I spotted Alex in the tree house
Get outta my way 'fore I knock you out

I'm climbin to the top
I'm never gonna stop
Is that an Indiana Jones hat
So cool I want that

Disneyland
Land of dreams
We can finally go home
One More ride
Let's go home
Let's ride on small world
Small world?
Small world.

I'll take one rider
But were 2 riders
There goes my driver
How will I get home? Get Home? Get home.