when jason was at that table I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with another girl.
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night and I don't know if it is a booty call or not.
So, like, what did you think?
Did you you even think that girl was pretty?
how did that girl even get in here did you see her?
She is so short, and that dress is so tacky who wears cheetah?
It's not even summer why does the DJ keep playing summertime sadness?
After I go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette I really need one.
But first lemme take a selfie.
Lemme take a selfie.
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX-Pro or Valencia, I wanna look tan.
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever, how about "livin with my bitches #live"?
I only got 10 likes in the past 5 minutes do you think I should take it down?
Lemme take another selfie.
Selfie, selfie, lemme take a selfie.
Wait, pause, jason just liked my selfie.
What a creep!
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Ya the one next to the girl no shoes on!
That is so rachet, that girl is such a fake model, she definitely bought all her instagram followers.
Who goes out on mondays?
Okay, let's go take some shots.
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Oh wait nevermind I'm fine, let's go dance!
There is no vodka at this table.
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my God jason just texted me.
Should I go home with him?
I guess I take a good selfie.
Lemme take a selfie.
Lemme take a selfie.
Lemme take a selfie.
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