Mary's in the back room,
She's more than I can afford,
Mary's going down,
Going down on the Lord.
Mary's had the bishop,
Mary's had the Pope,
And each one of them
Filled Mary with religious hope.
Yes, Mary's going down on the Lord
(On the Lord)
Yeah, Mary's going down on the Lord
(On the Lord).
Well, Mary's had an angel,
And Mary's had a saint,
And Mary had the Devil,
And he made her feel faint.
As each one of those
Mary she does grope,
Mary's always filled
With religious hope.
Mary's going down on the Lord
(On the Lord) ...
Mary attends to all their holy needs,
And they all fill Mary
With their holy seed.
They're so generous
With their collection tins,
That Mary she feels purged
Of all her mortal sins.
Mary's going down on the Lord
(On the Lord) ...
Well, Mary's most regular,
He's a holy monk,
Mary swears that monk
Has got a reservoir of spunk.
She dresses for him
As a holy nun,
But always fakes it
When his kingdom comes.
Mary's going down on the Lord ...
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